i need to socialise more
preferably within our age group
a mixture of ladies and gents



friends, wen can we do that?
before i start going crazy for enduring cold lame jokes



anyhoos,
that-girl-dee-and-me-andmanyothers-dont-fancy,
tendered e last 2 days
Kanni**


there have been small talks wat if i were to be posted back
i dont wish that to happen


so i shall try to play cry and say "boohoo...i dont want to..i'm so attached with this estate.."
and sob and make the sinus come out
in case that happens.


seriously, pass her the oscar already!



our bitch session agendas!
i got 2 already!
how's u guys side?????
6/29/2008 02:24:00 AM


here's something that i came up


questions that are ever so hard to answer
but are often asked


1) do u think i'm fat?
seriously, wen a girl ask me this qn, i share the guys sentiments



2) do u think he/she likes me?
if u, the involve party dono,how wud i noe?



3) is this nice?
very subjective qn. i might find it not, but u find it yes
vice versa


4) wat are ur characters that u want ur child to inherit?
up til today, i'm still stuck at point 1


5) do u find my girl/guy ugly?
U WANT ME TO SAY YES AND DIE????!!!!!
but so far, u guys have got good taste la.
dont worry



questions that are easy to answer

1)when can u ever clean ur room?
indefinite period but with a firm ans: "S-O-O-N"


2)wat are money for?
to save and to spend that money saved


3) how old are u?
i am NOT OLD.


4) wat do u foresee ur future?
a future that is better than urs.
(be prepared to be whack)


5)wat's the best therapy u can ever get?
retail. even if its cheap but enuf to satisfy ur heart,
it makes u happier
applicable to guys also


i've seen tim and im shop,
2 happy people walking out of the stores with
bags on both hands!
6/26/2008 11:54:00 PM


this might coincide with a fren's entry
but coincidently,i was given a gift
that personally, i find it was something ever so priceless


that letter,
it is far more precious and meaningful than all the
'love' letters i got back in the old days
i thank u for coming to my life
and show me the true meaning of a relationship
that i burried because i thought it is something
that werent true.



oh...this is for a fren.
u noe who u are.


dont tag. else, people will know :D
i got ego that are as big as _____ butt
6/26/2008 11:41:00 PM


i became the 'bad' person to a tenant
as much as a sadist, i felt really guilty for my actions
this time round


tears streaming in her eyes, the old lady seek our
understanding to give her time to remove her clutter
outside the corridor


i was torn and it didnt help
when the conservancy ask
"so how now?" and every one look at me
the ball was at my court


one side, i pitied her. a poor old lady
that is the breadwinner of a sick son and husband
who depends on the clutter to sell for some money


another side, i had to be firm
those stuffs are fire hazard items and bad enuf fire broke out-again
if i dont remove them,
and shd fire break out again, i am put to blame!
and i dont want complains!


feeling guilty, i told the conservancy to remove the things away
while she faces the embarrassement from a kepo neighbour
that frigging kepo ah pek was such a pest!
he kept blabbering shit to make matter worst
and standing there like it was some wayang



haiz...poor thing


aunty, i am so sorry.


i dont want to go back to that unit la.....
unitphobic!
6/23/2008 11:30:00 PM


buffon so stuck up sia!
i dont know why i was extra friendly and went up to nudge him
it's bad enuf i got my palm filled with his sweat from the sweaty shirt
he can ignore us like we aint good enuf for his simple 'hello'
acting all so mr cool but once u see his frenster acct, get ready for a barf bag
like some teenage GIRL obssessed with the first found boyfriend la


sheesh


ouh sall, i really soap-ed my palm :D



ok i shd stop


feeling the monday blues.
i longed for skool-i nvr felt monday blues back in skool
6/22/2008 11:25:00 PM



this is a sick cum hilarious movie
ah penp talked me into this
after you go "why did Adam Sandler even take this?"
u start to leave ur common sense & just watch
it's really funny only it aint for the old people la-minus ah penp



i wonder how that senior citizens can sit thru this show!


to my fren, rmbr wat ah dan told u
maybe she's going thru another anti virus clearup
only now it takes a bit longer time for her to be ok again
please take good care of urself as much as it is the last thing u want to do
she needs u more than anything right now


she might lost the memories
but the presence of love from her beautiful daughters
will always be felt for now. in the future.



on another note,
after browsing thru my frenster a/c,
i suddenly miss Darryl-the Rain
i kinda miss those days
he speaks fluent english
i doubt he reads this
but if u are his fren, play pretend k
6/21/2008 10:14:00 PM


samsung service is good de good!
nunu liiike :D (and nunu like the manufacturing country too-more!)
thank u samsung! if u ever come across this!



i got issues with communications
& this is weird to some and i find it weird too
so i share ur sentiments



wen new ppl wana make a convo with me
i find it's a stressing thing to do
i cant make a few simple convo without making it dead silence after one qn



but but but
wen i strike a convo with ppl frm NP
surprisingly, it's something which is flowing
really
i tried tested out on my collegues
one frm NP and many from SPs


and i can talk and laugh with the NP
and got so stiff with the SPs
i almost tot it's bcoz of too much lameness is within me
that i forgot to be normal again


see how much lame people can indirectly influence u?
nvr stick to them for too long
even a day is enuf to influence u!
beware!
6/20/2008 09:43:00 PM


i screwed my self proclaimed "a new life"
i tot i was getting there
the being 'adult' part unfortunately
i got a lot to go


i didnt submit the gurantee for my new baby on due time
and it is starting to give me issues with a fat SSSSSS
can someone please tell me wat to do????



will the good dealers accept my 1wk old baby?
and maybe nurse her well or preferably change to a new one
but wat if a new one will give me more headache?


i yelp for help



anw,
my estate caught fire
i dono wat to do with my fone :(
6/18/2008 08:34:00 PM


i think it's the kung fu season again


tomorrow there's gona be some kung fu scene at my workplace


oh in case u are wondering wat am i blabbering
this tenant didnt pay for his storage rental
so tmr we will be hacking into the store rm


he once did wana beat my conservancy for clearing his store
he brought his big friends with him
to beat up the poor conservancy


so tmr i shall label it as
Kung Fu hussle the second!


anything wrong, i dial 999
and find that adorable policeman
heeeee


my job is turning ok
from policeman to contractors to body guards
who wudnt?
6/16/2008 09:16:00 PM


there was a talk between the dad and mom and bro
and mom predicted my bro prolly will be the first to get married
before the elder sister do.


chuckles.


i hope he wont
i really want the five of us to be just-
the 5 of us.
but that spelt impossible i noe


all of a sudden i imagine those
couple rings-no offence but
what if one day i adorned such ring?
its actually a scary thought


i picture myself getting hitch
it kinda scares me off thinking about it
a house is needed and already that takes up
like the whole of ur savings
then u need appliances which cost so expensive
what i own can cover for little every month
how to get married???!


if i ever can afford to cover the house every month
bills, renovation loans, grocerries,
i am ever lucky to have some money left for savings let alone
splurging!
ah that reminds me
we cant splurge much once married
make way for baby fund
diapers(40 bucks lei) education, clothes, shoes and all that
omg!!!!!!! we are left penniless!


see! my view on marriage is justificable rite!
thus,
dont get attach =wont get married = less headache/heartache/finance ache


i wana be like those gold misses in korea kinda cool
6/15/2008 01:01:00 AM

6/14/2008 01:12:00 AM


it gotten all so fine
i lead my life, no more feeling shitty
no more thoughts of punching anyone's face
when suddenly her friend came to my branch



we started talking
and that supressed feeling came bursting la
i wana punch that girl~again!!


guess what?
she's leaving the branch to top up her lacking eq in a school
why begged and make a fool out of urself when in the end,
this is the outcome? and it was a month ago
u make the big boss have headache in rearranging the situation and after a month,
this?



anw, there was a suggestion by her friend to
transfer myself back again
wat am i?
some fool to lick other's share wen it is discarded?
but thank god she never had any issues with me
so i rejected her idea politely la :)
brava for me



back to hamster and fleas issues again
gaaaa
6/11/2008 09:09:00 PM


this is a scenario

it was in a meeting
a resident feedback to u
"U know ah my neighbour is putting their hamsters outside the corridor.
i can see fleas coming out of their hamsters u noe!! so disgusting!
can u do something about it?"



omg! i had to bit my lips from laughing at her face!
hamsters are already so small
how in the world can she see the fleas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
airfoce should have her enlisted!!!


so the new officer after hearing her case,
went to meet the neighbour the next day
advising them to put all animals including the fleas inside the house
blah blah blah



so a meeting was held again one month later
the same lady was involved in the meeting
she didnt recognise the officer
so she goes
"u noe ah that time your side came to my neighbour and
i dono what ur side told them and now they accuse me
say i was the one complaining. waa! ur side sabo me. now i very scared"


the new officer thoughts were going
"oh oh...that was me..teeeheeee"

but she said in a serious tone
"i see...alrite i shall personally go down to ur neighbour and talk to them tmr"


aunty: no need no need! anything i call the police!



she was the one complaining now say the officer sabo her..



guess who's the officer?
6/11/2008 12:21:00 AM


i want to share this funny story
i find it funny...


a block was supposed to be fogged because of the complaints of roaches.
as a diligent worker, i did what the residents want
notices for d-day were pasted at the lifts and the noticeboard


on the day of the fogging,
it was cool like the conservancy was some terminator
holding the big machine and the thing go zhiiiiiiiiiiiii
everywhere is covered with smoke


so i returned to office
as usual, things arent never perfect for typical ah sohs
and a resident call me up with a typical line of
"i want to complain ah...." with her high shrieky voice
me: yah..wat about?
"u know the fogging ah..u never paste notice isit? ur man go and spray at my laundry
now my clothes dirty lei! next time ah put a notice at every unit!"


me: i got paste! lifts and noticeboard i put.
i mean its ur fault wat aunty. u didnt go see the noticeboard.


she went ballistic! she shrieked like one mountain girl and go
"WHAT MY FAULT!! I VERY ANGRY NOW! I LIVE AT 1ST FLOOR
HOW TO KNOW WHEN THE FOGGING"


i cut her off: yah la...u shd see noticeboard mah


she: WHAT SEE NOTICEBOARD! I LIVE FIRST FLOOR HOW TO SEE THE NOTICE? I NEVER TAKE THE LIFT!


she's so funny! already in the wrong and making herself sounds more wrong!

and she continued to blabber on the fone while i go in search of a contractor
once i was done searching,
she was still saying :
I AM VERY ANGRY U NOE! NEXT TIME DONT DO LIKE THIS!

me:ok


the line went dead


teeeheee
6/06/2008 12:32:00 AM


i dont know wat to write
it's a simple qn but enough to dry up ur so little brain juices
Question:

WHY WE SHOULD TAKE U IN?


reason:
i cant think T___T :(
6/04/2008 08:29:00 PM


We are an official Graduates from Ngee Ann Poly

the Prince Charmings

2 years! and after tat we gona make sure they accept us!
hurry up with ur ns already!

sammy-immy-thrungy-jassy-meeeee!

he didnt bath on that day

the NEVER LAME JOKES people

the gossip king!!!!!

6/01/2008 09:01:00 PM