since a house is damn expensive,
i came up with a few ways to have a fun and economical wedding
so u can have enuf to buy a decent house!

Nunu's economical wedding plans (take the suggestions if u dare):

1) venue- find an inaccessible (& romantic) place
so its a good reason to invite less people!
esp pesky kids n elders whom u have no idea who is who.
(i shall provide a shuttle bus for my peeps)

2) omit the silat.
e intro is already so long b4 the real silat begin.
sometime, wen i see them, i'm so tempted to just hit them
with my shoe to show them enemies will just
attack without waiting for ur super slow "Haiyak Haiyak"

3) u noe wen e newly weds came, they usually have e "kepak bing bing"
boys behind hitting onto the instruments.
to save $, u go to ppl's wedding n record the sound
then play at ur wedding!
u save $400 lei.

4) on e trays e newly weds give each other,
instead of shoes, perfumes etc, u put appliances receipts
that u had bot!
tat way, u dunid to crack ur brain wat to give each other
(besides shoes n perfumes u cn get him on his bdae)
AND! all ur home appliances are already available!

5) FOOD BANQUET!
this one cannot compromise coz i oso nid to eat

6) music- no karaoke! coz e elders like to sing depressing songs like
boy kena leave by girl OR boy cant forget ex-gf OR his gf died.
(basket lei dis ppl!)

7) sent ur invitation thru sms.
e one who will get the invitations are ur besties.
then most of ur contacts have changed no.
so! in case they see ur wed pics in fb, its a good reason to say
u sent to e old no!
muahahahahahahah!

8) wed gown cant compromise!

9) guests dress code: no japalang clothes
and no one is to be prettier than the bride.

10) every time someone praise the newly weds,
u charged them $10 for every word.
eg. Woah! they look so good together!
so total: $64.20 (incl 7% GST)

the end.
1/10/2010 11:31:00 PM