ATTACK OF THE WHITE HAIR MONSTER!

RUUUUUN!!!!! RAAAAWR!!!!!


so much for drama mama...
but true la...i got 1 resident who is soooo obsessed with letter box under her block tt for 8 YEARS! she had been fighting for the letterbox..

see how she die die wana fight for letterbox, army shd hire for such deep compassion..maybe she feel like tt towards spore lei!

but over-devotion, makes me scared of her.
if i come back office n see any white fluffy hair, i run away!
n go to e nearest mall to hide! but it doesnt end there!

if i wana come out from hiding, i faster do a quick scan. coz her next destination after my office is tt mall! she nid go buy grocerry at supermarket.
if i mit her, alamak! jialat! i gota listen for more than 1h~standing sumore!
talk about her injustice to get a new letterbox for nearly a decade.

now tt i say it, woah! very loooong lei!!!!
she die2 fight for it.
letterbox! although u are a non-living thing,
u shd feel very honoured!
4/29/2010 10:15:00 PM


today, i managed to share e deepest tots within me with a collegue.

we talked about what ifs & our parents & our future. it was deep.
n its nice to noe, my life's philosophy, is not something tt's 100% pure selfishness.

in summary, watever route u take in life, there is no perfect direction.
any choice u made, even e slightest one, there wud always be pros n cons.
there's never a bad choice or a good choice.
that is simply ur own conclusion which u made up, after u weigh all the possibilities the future wud turn out, shd u make either decisions.

:D
4/27/2010 11:15:00 PM


current mood: worried!

why:
i went over to fb to take a look of the accounts of long lost ppl back in sec skool.
most of the hot mamas (they proclaimed they were) are getting...GULPS! rounder n meatier.
i'm sumhow affected by this. everytime i see e mirror, i checked for double chins,fleshy cheeks & love handle. just in case. n i cant help but think these are slowly creeping on my body! (minta jauh!)

is this wat u call mid-life crisis??!!! paranoia??!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4/22/2010 11:33:00 PM


watched Mongo and it was AWESOMOUS!!!

brotherhood, gangsterism, love, betrayal, fighting, befriending ur enemy n stabbing them from the back. fuuh! all these in 2 n half hour!!

n their tattoo were really fierce n manly!

e story line is simple. Never be involved in a gang. u might get in bcoz of friendship but in e end, u might juz hefta kill ur own blood brothers to earn something in the future.

but amidst e blood bath, one ah beng very funny lei!!!

he damn fierce with tattoo on his hand. so he was fighting n someone slashed his ear! his ear dropped on the floor.

fast forward, after the whole fight ended, he was treated at his dent.
frowning very angrily, he said

"WHERE'S MY EAR??! WHERE'S MY EAAAAR??!!!"

his eyes wana pop out! but it was soooo hilarious e way he said it!!!
4/20/2010 10:38:00 PM


after watching tv, i wana go to Patchi!!!
e chocolate there look so delicious..i wana head there straighaway!!!!

they dun call it expensive choc but premium chocolate!
very atasan hor.

made me drool for a minute there thinking back of e chocies..
sal, ape lagi??!!!! lets gooooooOoo!!!!!
4/18/2010 10:40:00 PM


A Virgin trip to Prawning was sooOOOoooo FUN!!!!!

we caught 9 prawns in total! (my team caught 6! i wish to boast :D)
waiting was boring but wen we caught sumthing, the whole farmart can hear us scream!


"GOT SOMETHING! GOT SOMETHING!!! EI! WE GOT LUCK!!"
tt was e phrase of e day

even a pakcik who was at e other side, after hearing our glee, decides to moved over our place!

but in e end, i didnt eat the prawns ah coz i sympathise e prawnies la.
after u caught them, we gota break the pincers alive n u can hear it
'kraak" n once u break em, e pincers were moving!! while Mich throw the prawns in e basket. some were pregnant, carrying eggs inside e tummy.
imagine e agony!



Mich breaking e pincers with her foot. O.M.G.
4/16/2010 10:55:00 PM


the worst equation u can see:


HUMAN SHIT + MAGGOTS + FLIES

=EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

i juz experienced that n omg! its very disturbing. they ask the cleaner to clear it up but how can??!!! its very degrading n disgusting to scoop ppl's crap wen the poop-er was there.

uneducated ah tiongs!!

4/15/2010 12:50:00 AM


today's a 1st for me to wake up at 6am, took a cold shower
then head off for some event by 7am. it was really refreshing!
u cud enjoy the brief cold air and calm b4 ppl start to scream
"ah pek! kopi kau yi bei!"

on another note, i wana ramble about these bunch of retarded bitches.
i duno wat's so great about free helium balloons until they wana take
21 frigging balloons! nt enuf with tt, they wan certain colors oni..like OMG!

they tink they're the boy in "UP" meh? where u can fly with balloons??

then wen the whole event ends, i bumped onto them on the mrt track.
nt even 1 balloon was seen on their hands! wth!!muz b they sell off to the kids..scheming b*!

they start to shove past me to get seats! creating ruckus wen there's prem blocking their way to their seats. mind u, we all are alighting at e 2nd stn duno why they muz die2 seat!

*off with their heads!!!*

4/11/2010 11:47:00 PM

Saturday, April 10, 2010

i like construction lei...
this is very random but i find amazement wen i see
how cement n bricks n steel, put together can become a very
strong building tat last for years! hundreds even!

then u can climb to tall levels using unfinished staircases with temporary railings which u can see wat lies beneath u...scary alrite but it was fun to be at such rare places tt restricts laymen from entering!

anyway, shall end with wat i find as cool facts:

did u noe, there are 16 steps for every flight of stairs at the overhead brigde??!
coz the govt believed if someone were to trip, they will less likely to die coz they will land at the flat intervals of every flights.

did u noe! the water tap where u pressed those kinds,
the water flow will last for 3seconds??!!
this is for water conservation! cool rite!

:D

4/10/2010 11:00:00 PM

Monday, April 05, 2010

dee asked me wat i want for my old age.
so i came out with a list~sufficient time to save for this happy woman here!

My Own Bdae List:

1) Black Mazda RX8/ Mercedes CLK (tink of e car Rain use in Full House)
2) Korea trip (mit my so many Oppas!)
3) Miumiu!!

since my last digit gona turned to a 3, i oni got 3 as my listings.
but i tink the list will grow over time...

happy savings! u cant go back to ur words ok after u asked!

4/05/2010 12:47:00 AM

Sunday, April 04, 2010

“ If he were the right guy for you,
there would be nothing on this earth keeping him from you.
None of this not-over-his-ex sh*t,
none of this not-ready-for-committment crap,
no excuses, equivocation, or hemming and hawing.

He would be there, and present, and totally excited about it. Don’t waste your time if they’re not. ”
— Siobhan O’Neill

this is e reason why dee i ignore u wen u made e suggestion :)

4/04/2010 12:28:00 AM