this post is dedicated to my driving instructor.
he shd feel honoured lor!

Dear Danny,


for u had suffered too much.

i remember once, i suddenly switched off my engine when u screamed "BRAKE!!!!" when we were in a junction.
i know u were panic then. so do i. I CANT BELIEVE I CAN DO THAT!!!

i made u a poorer man coz u always charged me normal rates even when u're not supposed to.
u said u were paiseh. ALAMAK! i lagi paiseh la! u even saw me on e verge of tears.

When u sighed "HAIYOO!! SIBEI JIALAT LA LIKE THAT!" 3 times before e test date,
i always tink i was e most jialat-est student u ever had.
( n i can even imitate how u sound)

I doubt u noe my name coz whenever u called, u always go
"Hello. Driving instructor ah"
u're funny!

when i called on e actual day to announce my victory,
this is how i tink u sound:

"WOAH! GOOD (riddance) GOOD (riddance). finally! ok ah! all e best to u!"

but no matter what, u understand me real well.

whenever there's birds on e roads, u can tell i get very worried n u hold e steering wheel like its ur dear life.
maybe just in case, i dun suddenly swerve to avoid e birds.

but all in all,

thank u for ur patience n actually believed i can passed!
7/31/2010 09:01:00 PM


A conversation btwn me n Bala, the conservancy worker.

Me: Bala...u can go to Blk 303, help me remove e debris.
Bala: HUH?! inside switchroom got rabbit ah?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
7/28/2010 09:16:00 PM


on a boring afternoon...

*nurul call 1* e speaker boomed.
too late to hide under e table!

me: hello *monotonous tone*
caller: uh hello..uh...boleh cakap melayu tak?
(can u speak malay)

me: boleh boleh...ye ade ape? (yes can i help)

caller: oh Kak, i wana enquire about my case ah..for now, i cannot pay all coz my daughter just kuar hospital...

mat! this is not english ke? apart frm "kuar"
u very klakar seram lei!

i mentally was preparing to speak like a malay debater lor!
bahasa baku style. (mcm paham)

and mats, pls dun call me Kak or Kakak.
i feel very old wen u called me elder sister
wen u are the one that is over 23yrs old u noe.

*peace*
7/25/2010 11:23:00 PM


my new found fetish:



all thanks to:



she inspired me to wear heels!
killer heels she got!
(just look at the black one!!!! irresistible!)

oh! oh!!!! e drama was soooo great!
7/23/2010 01:12:00 AM


i am VERY VERY VERY HAPPY TODAY!!!!!
ME N SALL BOTH HAD UPGRADE TO BECOME DETECTIVES!!!
we are e masterminds behind everyone's curiousity.

subject:
due to privacy, all names will not be mentioned (to protect my ass la!)

case:
1) uncovering subject's boyfriend true identity
2) authenticity of subject's boyfren fb account

execution plan:
Surprisingly, she cooperate n all interrogations are completed in less than 15minutes.

Results:
our strong predictions are right. i cant say much here coz i might be slaughtered.

nonetheless,
MAK!!! I WANA BCOME A REAL DETECTIVE!!
7/21/2010 11:39:00 PM


i Love this boy alot alot alot!


charming rite!
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the ill-fates of these 2. spidey lost his head, arm n leg while mermaid was stripped
7/19/2010 01:15:00 AM


for a moment, there was this pang of envy towards a fren.

date had been set for her marriage.
they always look so compatible together.
like they dont squabble n fight with each other.
every pictures they took tells a story coz well, the bf's a photgrapher.

but after awhile, my envy wears off.
n i continue watching my korea.

damn..stilettos look so good on a woman.
i wana wear em!
7/17/2010 11:02:00 PM


i duno wat's e hype for this drink la!!!!!



queued so long macam queue for 4D!

but it taste very normal n lagi expensive than ur normal bubble tea.
they say its so nice coz it has a distinctive milkier taste.
ha! i noe their secret concoction!
(i sound like Mojo jojo here)

e boxes were staring right in front of us all the time!
the secret: Coffee mate Creamer.

wen u put creamer to everything, it will taste creamier n milkier.
chen de! i nvr bluff u all!
u can kapok e creamer at mcdonalds n try on ur tea.
e more creamier, the merrier!
but dun take so many la!
u not trying to make snow on ur tea mah!

nyehahahahahahahahah!
i discovered their secret!
7/15/2010 11:36:00 PM


i wana intro to y'all my babylove:


mit Ah Miu :) *she's inside- sleeping in her pink paper room*

she said hi.

the search journey was interesting.

i was super miserable wen my fren say he cant get it. i tink daddy n mommy cant take my lifeless face anymore, they supported my crazy fetish!

initially i was served by a trainee until they sense i seriously wan my bag.
suddenly, the experienced SA (sales associate-atasan status!)
step in n entertain me.

SA will bring u n the bags outside the boutique.
"u must see which is better in normal light"
their fav phrase!

they can carry $4K WORTH OF BAGS OUT OF THE BOUTIQUE! for me to decide which i want.

i dare not hold the bags..siao!
if ppl suddenly snatch the bag, HOW?!!!

then, fickle me- i made her change the bag twice wen she already packed it for me.

To end my day,
i twisted my wrist n it swell badly that i cant use my right hand e next day.

the cause of it:
i exert too much force while taking out the stuffings in Ah Miu.
must be overly excited.

i duno whether to laugh or cry at my clumsiness
7/08/2010 10:30:00 PM